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The No Sex Meme T-Shirt delivers pure comedy gold! Featuring a classic cartoon scene where a birthday wish comes with conditions—and a spinning wheel stacked against him. This tee is for anyone who appreciates brutally honest (and hilariously exaggerated) marital truths.
🤣 Why It’s Hilarious:
Witty bedroom humour that's PG-13 and full of sarcasm
Perfect gag gift for birthdays or anniversaries
DTG printed graphic for crisp colour and detail
👕 Shirt Specs:
100% cotton comfort—just in case you're sleeping on the couch
Unisex fit with multiple colour options
Available in sizes S–3XL
🎁 Who’s It For?
Husbands with a great sense of humour
Wives with a wicked sense of sarcasm
Friends who love funny cartoon-style tees
Note: Wearing this won’t help your chances—but at least you’ll look funny trying.
• 100% cotton • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) • Open-end yarn • Tubular fabric • Taped neck and shoulders • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem • Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!