Ninjesus Holy F*ck Parody Funny Adult T-Shirt

🥋 Holy F*ck! It's... Ninjesus T-Shirt – Movie Parody

The Messiah of Martial Arts

This epic graphic is a hilarious, over-the-top movie poster parody that combines religious iconography with 80s action cinema. Ninjessus is here to kick butt and take names, leaping into battle against two masked ninjas. If you appreciate edgy, irreverent, and cinematic humor, this tee is a guaranteed conversation starter and a true statement piece.

💡 Why You’ll Love It:

• Edgy Humor: A bold and funny visual mashup that is definitely for those who love to push boundaries.
• Awesome Art: Features a vibrant, retro movie poster aesthetic with dynamic action and bold text.
• Printed using high-quality DTG (direct-to-garment) technology for a sharp, detailed graphic.
• Soft, breathable cotton fabric for comfortable wear while performing your own miraculous stunts.

🎁 Perfect For:

• Fans of absurd, B-movie action parodies
• Individuals with a dark, irreverent sense of humor
• Gag gifts, movie night attire, or comic convention wear

🧼 Shirt Care:

• Machine wash cold, inside-out to protect the graphic
• Tumble dry low or air dry
• Do not iron directly on the print

Warning: May cause spontaneous chuckles and the occasional dropped jaw.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

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