Mouths Don’t Get Pregnant T-Shirt – Funny Adult Humor Tee

🤐 Mouths Don’t Get Pregnant T-Shirt – Cheeky Adult Humor

A Bold Statement with a Sparkly Twist

Looking to turn heads and spark instant conversation? This Mouths Don’t Get Pregnant tee blends a blunt truth with a playful, sparkly aesthetic. It’s a cheeky addition to any wardrobe that doesn't take itself too seriously, perfect for those who love their humor loud and a little bit "out there."

✨ Why You’ll Love It:

• Bold Graphic Design: High-contrast typography paired with stylized illustrative elements and "shiny" star accents.
• Premium Print: Uses high-quality DTG (direct-to-garment) technology for a print that stays vibrant wash after wash.
• Total Comfort: Made from soft, durable cotton that feels as good as it looks.
• Versatile Fit: A classic unisex cut that works for every body type and sense of humor.

🎁 Perfect For:

• Gag gifts and white elephant exchanges
• Nights out at the bar or festivals
• Anyone who appreciates "NSFW" humor and bold graphics
• Breaking the ice at parties

🧼 Shirt Care:

• Machine wash cold with like colors
• Tumble dry on low or hang dry for longevity
• Turn inside out before ironing (avoid the print area)

Warning: This shirt is a conversation starter. Wear responsibly.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

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