Key to Happiness Panda T-Shirt | Funny Sarcastic Tee

🐼 Key to Happiness Panda T-Shirt – Funny Sarcastic Tee

The Secret is Out: Guard Your Peace in Style

Looking for the ultimate life hack? This Key to Happiness tee spells it out perfectly. Featuring an adorable, wide-eyed panda making peace signs, it delivers a hilariously blunt message: "Stay away from idiots." It’s the perfect blend of kawaii aesthetics and relatable sarcasm for anyone who values their personal space.

💡 Why You’ll Love It:

• Bold & Playful Design: High-contrast yellow and blue typography that pops against any background.
• Premium Print Quality: Vivid colors and sharp details using durable DTG (direct-to-garment) printing.
• Supreme Comfort: Made from soft, breathable cotton to keep you cozy while you avoid the drama.
• Universal Fit: A comfortable unisex cut that looks great on everyone.

🎁 Perfect For:

• Introverts and sarcasm enthusiasts
• Panda lovers with a witty edge
• Birthday gifts, casual hangouts, or making a statement at work

🧼 Shirt Care:

• Machine wash cold with like colors
• Tumble dry on low heat or hang dry for longevity
• Turn inside out before ironing (avoid ironing the print)

Warning: Wearing this may result in fewer annoying conversations and significantly higher levels of peace.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

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