Johnnycab T-Shirt - Total Recall Automated Taxi Parody

🚕 Johnnycab T-Shirt – Total Recall Automated Taxi Service Parody

Hell of a Day, Isn't It? Now Ride in Style

Get ready to take a ride to Mars—or just to the grocery store—with this fantastic Johnnycab tee celebrating one of Total Recall's most memorably quirky moments. Featuring the cheerful robotic taxi driver in his signature light blue uniform and cap, surrounded by gold stars and complete with the checkered taxi pattern and "Winner - Best Automated Taxi Service 2084" banner, this design is pure retro sci-fi perfection.

💡 Why You'll Love It:

• Iconic Johnnycab robot driver illustration in retro style
• Nine gold stars arranged in circle formation
• Bold "JOHNNYCAB" text in futuristic font
• Classic yellow and black checkered taxi pattern
• "Winner - Best Automated Taxi Service 2084" tagline
• Light blue circular badge design with art deco elements
• Perfect tribute to Total Recall's unforgettable scene
• High-quality DTG (direct-to-garment) printing for crisp details
• Soft, comfortable cotton blend fabric
• Unisex fit – perfect for sci-fi movie fans

🎁 Perfect For:

• Total Recall fans and Arnold Schwarzenegger enthusiasts
• Retro sci-fi movie collectors
• 90s action film nostalgia lovers
• Taxi drivers and rideshare enthusiasts with humor
• Comic conventions and sci-fi screenings
• Gift for friends who love cult classics
• Anyone who appreciates automated transportation humor

🧼 Shirt Care:

• Machine wash cold with like colors
• Tumble dry low or hang dry
• Do not iron directly on the print
• Do not bleach

Warning: May cause sudden urges to visit Mars, quote "Two weeks!" repeatedly, and question the trustworthiness of automated transportation.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

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