It's A Throat Punch Kind A Day T-Shirt – Funny Sarcastic Tee

😤 It's A Throat Punch Kind A Day T-Shirt – Sarcastic Graphic Tee

Because Some Days Just Call For It

We all have those days. The ones where everything and everyone is just that bit too much. This It's A Throat Punch Kind A Day tee perfectly captures that mood — bold, unapologetic, and darkly hilarious. Featuring a striking vintage badge design with classic retro lettering, it's the kind of shirt that says everything you're thinking without you having to say a word.

💡 Why You'll Love It:

• Bold retro badge graphic with vintage distressed lettering
• Printed using high-quality DTG (direct-to-garment) technology
• Soft, breathable cotton fabric for all-day comfort
• Unisex fit – perfect for anyone with a sharp, sarcastic sense of humour

🎁 Perfect For:

• Sarcasm and dark humour enthusiasts
• Coworkers, friends, or family who get it
• Birthday gifts, Secret Santa, or just treating yourself
• Anyone who's ever had a Monday

🧼 Shirt Care:

• Machine washable – turn inside out for best results
• Hang dry or tumble dry low
• Do not iron directly on the print

Warning: Wearing this shirt may result in knowing nods, loud laughter, and an overwhelming sense of solidarity from strangers.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

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