I'm Not Retired | Grandpa T-Shirt

👴 Grandpa Mode: Activated

“I’m Not Retired, I’m a Professional Grandpa” T-Shirt

This isn’t just a t-shirt — it’s a job title. Bold, proud, and absolutely hilarious, this shirt tells the world that retirement is out, and grandpa-ing is in. Whether he's changing diapers, telling dad jokes, or sneaking candy to the grandkids, this tee is the perfect uniform for the full-time grandpa life.

• 👕 Features bold orange and white lettering for maximum impact
• 💯 DTG printed for crisp graphics and long-lasting color
• 🧓 Made from soft, breathable cotton for all-day comfort
• 🎁 Great for Father’s Day, birthdays, retirements, or just because
• 👨‍👧‍👦 Perfect for grandpas who are far from retired from life

Ideal for: Proud grandfathers, family gatherings, funny gift-givers, and seasoned parenting pros now in Grandpa 2.0 mode.

This shirt may cause excessive storytelling, unsolicited life advice, and spoiled grandkids. Wear with love.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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