If my Mouth Doesn't Say it | Unicorn T-Shirt

🦄 Sass Mode: Activated!

If My Mouth Doesn’t Say It, My Face Definitely Will — the ultimate tee for the unicorns who speak fluent sarcasm with just a look.

🖋️ Product Description:

Make way for the sass queen! This hilarious unicorn t-shirt features a fierce pastel-maned unicorn with a whole lot of attitude and a not-so-subtle message. The bold lettering reads: "If my mouth doesn’t say it, my face definitely will" — and we believe it. Perfect for anyone who’s ever been told they’re “too expressive” (aka everyone awesome). The vibrant graphic pops against the crisp cotton canvas, printed using high-quality DTG (direct-to-garment) printing for extra color and sass that lasts.

💡 Why You’ll Love It:

• Comfy unisex fit — made to lounge, slay, and everything in between
• Durable DTG print — no cracking or fading after the first side-eye
• Breathable 100% cotton — soft on skin, tough on judgment
• Machine washable — because laundry day is real

🎯 Ideal For:

• Bold personalities
• Sarcasm professionals
• People who’ve perfected “the look”
• Anyone who believes unicorns can be moody

🎁 Makes a Great Gift For:

• Your sassiest best friend
• Teen girls with all the vibes
• Mother’s Day (for the expressive moms)
• Birthday gifts for sisters, cousins, or coworkers who keep it real

🧵 Quality Notes:

This tee is DTG printed to capture every detail of that fabulous unicorn and its fierce face. It’s pre-shrunk, tagless, and guaranteed to hold up to endless expressions and eyerolls.