If I Was A Bird | Funny 18+ T-Shirt

💀 Dead Inside, Petty Outside

"If I Was a Bird" Funny 18+ T-Shirt

For those days when sarcasm is your love language. Featuring a skeleton woman in a denim jacket holding a colorful bird—and some truly unfiltered thoughts—this tee is your go-to for savage humor and passive-aggressive vibes.

• ☠️ Quirky skeleton lady with a colorful bird print
• 😂 Bold and cheeky quote for people who don’t sugarcoat
• 🖨️ DTG (direct-to-garment) printed for vibrant, long-lasting detail
• 👕 Soft, breathable cotton with a relaxed modern fit
• 🎁 Makes a perfect snarky gift for your BFF or coworker

Ideal for: Sarcasm lovers, introverts with attitude, the brutally honest, and anyone with a dark sense of humor.

Warning: Not responsible for offended feelings. Wear with confidence.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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