If Dad Can't Fix It | Dad's T-Shirt

🔧 Mr. Fix-It to the Rescue

"If Dad Can’t Fix It, We’re All Screwed" Funny T-Shirt

Honor the ultimate handyman with this hilarious graphic tee that says what everyone’s thinking—if Dad can’t fix it, the apocalypse is near. Whether it's a leaky tap, squeaky door, or life crisis, this shirt has him covered (in laughter).

• 🛠️ Bold “Dad Can’t Fix It” quote with tools & stars design
• 🎨 Printed using DTG (direct-to-garment) for long-lasting color and sharp detail
• 👕 Soft cotton blend that’s comfy enough for all-day DIY duties
• 🎁 Ideal gift for Father’s Day, birthdays, or the everyday fixer-upper dad

Perfect for: Dads who know their way around a toolbox, fix-it legends, sarcastic gift-givers, or just fans of funny father-themed fashion.

Bonus: May increase the likelihood of household tasks being completed (or at least laughed about).

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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