I Won The Race That Matters Sperm T-Shirt - Funny Humor Tee

🏆 I Won The Race That Matters T-Shirt – The Ultimate Victory Tee

The Only Win That Truly Counts

Celebrate your first—and arguably most important—athletic achievement with this I Won The Race That Matters tee. Featuring a cheerful, victorious cartoon sperm crossing the finish line, this shirt is a lighthearted nod to the miracle of life (and the fact that you were the fastest one there). It's a hilarious conversation starter that brings a smile to everyone's face.

💡 Why You’ll Love It:

• Playful Graphic: High-definition cartoon design with vibrant, long-lasting colors.
• Premium Comfort: Made from soft, breathable cotton that feels great all day long.
• Durable Print: Professional DTG printing ensures the design won't crack or peel easily.
• Versatile Fit: Classic unisex styling that looks great on all body types.

🎁 Perfect For:

• Birthday gifts for friends with a sense of humor
• Father's Day or "New Dad" celebrations
• Gag gifts and white elephant exchanges
• Casual wear that guarantees a double-take

🧼 Shirt Care:

• Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors
• Tumble dry low or hang dry for longest life
• Iron inside out; do not iron directly on the graphic

Note: You've been a winner since day one. It’s time to wear the trophy.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

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