Funny Latecomer T‑Shirt My Pronouns Are Almost/There Graphic Cotton Tee

⏰ Chronically Late? It’s an Identity Now.

Always fashionably late and proud of it? Then this tee was basically made for you. Featuring the hilarious phrase “I identify as LATE – my pronouns are ALMOST/THERE,” this shirt is a comedy goldmine for procrastinators, time rebels, and habitual snoozers. It’s a perfect icebreaker, and an even better excuse. Slip this on and turn your tardiness into a trademark look.

🔥 Features:

• Bold, retro-style text in red, orange, and gold
• Perfect for those who treat time as a suggestion
• Instantly relatable and outrageously funny

👕 Shirt Details:

• Print Type: DTG (Direct-to-Garment) – crisp, vibrant, and built to last
• Material: 100% soft combed cotton
• Fit: Unisex classic tee – comfy and flattering for all

🎁 Great Gift For:

• Your perpetually late friend or partner
• Co-workers who show up right at lunch
• Yourself—because you’re always “on the way”

Running late is a lifestyle. Own it in style with this laugh-out-loud tee that’s always... eventually... going to arrive.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

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