I Have A Tiny Penis T-Shirt – Funny Self-Deprecating

😂 I Have A Tiny Penis T-Shirt – Ultimate Self-Deprecating Humor

When Confidence Meets Brutal Honesty

Some people compensate with sports cars. You? You're just keeping things balanced. This I Have A Tiny Penis tee features bold, distressed typography delivering the punchline: "To compensate for huge penises all my amazing friends have." It's self-deprecating humor at its finest—turning traditional toxic masculinity on its head with a joke that's as confident as it is ridiculous.

💡 Why You'll Love It:

• Bold distressed typography with hilarious twist ending
• High-quality DTG (direct-to-garment) printing for authentic worn look
• Soft, comfortable cotton fabric for maximum confidence
• Unisex fit – perfect for anyone with bulletproof self-esteem

🎁 Perfect For:

• People who don't take themselves too seriously
• Bachelor party gag gifts with a twist
• Friends who appreciate self-deprecating comedy
• Anyone who's truly secure in themselves

🧼 Shirt Care:

• Machine washable
• Hang dry or tumble dry low
• Do not iron directly on the print

Warning: May cause shocked reactions, awkward laughter, and massive respect for your confidence.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

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