I Can Make It | Funny Men's T-Shirt

🔥 Loud, Proud, and Slightly Inappropriate

"If It Has Tits or Tires, I Can Make It Squeal" Funny Men's T-Shirt

This bold graphic tee is for the unapologetic gearheads and fearless jokesters. Featuring a fierce skull-in-helmet design with spanners and gears, this shirt screams high-octane attitude and zero filter fun.

• 🛠️ Bold design with orange skull, wrench bones, and gear graphic
• 🤣 Features the cheeky quote: "If it has tits or tires, I can make it squeal"
• 🎯 Printed using DTG (direct-to-garment) for sharpness and durability
• 💪 Made from breathable, soft cotton that feels as good as it looks
• 🎁 Great gift for mechanics, bikers, garage kings, or that uncle who tells “those” jokes

Perfect for: Garage days, bike meets, car shows, or turning heads at the pub.

Warning: May not be HR-approved. But it *is* street-legend approved.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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