I Am Not Old I Am Vintage T-Shirt – Retro Funny Tee

🎵 I Am Not Old I Am Vintage T-Shirt – Funny Retro Tee

Classic Cool Meets Timeless Humor

Age is just a number — and this I Am Not Old, I Am Vintage t-shirt proves it! With a retro-style graphic featuring a cool, laid-back vibe and nostalgic colors, this shirt is perfect for anyone who embraces their vintage side with pride and humor.

💡 Why You’ll Love It:

• Retro sunset-inspired design with a distressed vintage look
• Funny slogan that’s perfect for milestone birthdays
• Printed using high-quality DTG (direct-to-garment) technology
• Soft, breathable cotton fabric for everyday comfort
• Unisex fit – stylish for both men and women

🎁 Perfect For:

• Birthday celebrations and milestone ages
• Fans of retro and vintage style
• Funny gift for friends, parents, or anyone with timeless charm

🧼 Shirt Care:

• Machine washable
• Hang dry or tumble dry low
• Do not iron directly on the print

Warning: May cause compliments, nostalgia, and proud vintage vibes.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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