Good Heavens No! T-Shirt – Funny Retro British Comedy Tee

📞 Good Heavens No! T-Shirt – The Ultimate British Comedy Tee

It’s Bouquet, Not Bucket!

Channel your inner socialite with this hilarious Good Heavens No! t-shirt. Featuring a classic illustration of everyone's favorite etiquette-obsessed neighbor on her pearl-white telephone, this tee is a must-have for fans of legendary British sitcoms. It’s the perfect way to decline an invitation to a low-tier bring-and-buy sale in style.

💡 Why You’ll Love It:

• Classic Retro Design: Features an iconic illustration with bold, vintage-style typography.
• Premium Print: High-quality DTG (direct-to-garment) printing for sharp details and vibrant colors.
• Supreme Comfort: Made from soft, breathable cotton for a comfortable, "executive" feel.
• Unisex Fit: A versatile cut that looks great on anyone, from the vicar to the neighbors.

🎁 Perfect For:

• Fans of 90s British comedy and Keeping Up Appearances
• A funny gift for moms, grandmas, or anyone with a "refined" attitude
• Themed parties, nostalgia conventions, or casual everyday wear

🧼 Shirt Care:

• Machine washable (inside out recommended)
• Tumble dry on low or hang dry to preserve the print
• Do not iron directly on the graphic

Warning: Wearing this shirt may result in an uncontrollable urge to host a candlelight supper.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

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