Gardening Because Murder is Wrong T-Shirt

Gardening Because Murder Is Wrong T-Shirt - Dark Humor Meets Green Therapy

Tagline: When Anger Management Meets Horticulture

This brilliantly twisted "Gardening Because Murder Is Wrong" t-shirt is for green thumbs who appreciate humor that's as dark as their compost pile. Perfect for gardeners who channel their frustrations into fertilizer, plant parents who use humor as therapy, and anyone who believes the best stress relief comes with a side of soil. It's the ultimate conversation starter for every garden center, greenhouse, and backyard therapy session.

Why This Tee is Killer Comedy:

• Dark Garden Wisdom: Features therapeutic logic so hilariously twisted it's brilliant
• Premium Comfort: 100% ring-spun cotton so you can dig in the dirt while staying supremely comfortable
• Conversation Starter: Guaranteed to get knowing nods from fellow gardeners and dark humor enthusiasts
• Garden-Ready: Durable enough for actual dirt therapy, funny enough for armchair botanists

Perfect for the Therapeutic Gardeners:

• Gardeners who use plant care as anger management (and aren't ashamed to admit it)
• Plant enthusiasts who appreciate humor darker than their potting soil
• Stress-relief seekers who find peace in pruning and planting
• Anyone who's ever threatened to "bury" their problems in the garden
• Garden center employees who need material for their next customer interaction

Ideal Gift Occasions:

• Birthday presents for gardeners who appreciate twisted therapeutic humor
• Housewarming gifts for friends who need more personality in their plant collection
• Self-purchase because you know you're the funniest person at the nursery
• Gardening gifts for anyone who believes plants are better than people
• Stress relief gifts for therapists who want to make coping mechanisms memorable

Quality That's as Reliable as Your Garden Therapy: Made with premium ring-spun cotton and reinforced double stitching because therapeutic gardeners deserve quality that lasts through countless dirt-under-the-fingernails sessions. The classic unisex fit works for everyone who's ready to cultivate both plants and dark humor.

Available in 16+ Colors - Choose your favorite or grab one in every color because true therapeutic gardeners need options for every mood and murderous thought!

Embrace Your Inner Garden Therapist - Life's too short not to appreciate the absurd logic of channeling rage into rose care. Sometimes the best therapy comes from the most wonderfully twisted gardening philosophy!

Made-to-order with therapeutic dirt and twisted wisdom 🌱💀

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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