Funny Tired Frog Choosing Violence T-Shirt - Grumpy Frog Tee

🐸 Choosing Violence Frog T-Shirt – The Ultimate Moody Tee

Wake Up and Wreak Havoc (Cutely)

We’ve all been there—the coffee didn't hit, the pillows were lumpy, and now the world has to pay. This Choosing Violence Frog tee perfectly captures that specific brand of morning-after exhaustion. Featuring a deceptively adorable frog wielding a very shiny knife, it’s the relatable anthem for the chronically underslept.

💡 Why You’ll Love It:

• Relatable Humor: The perfect visual representation of "don't talk to me yet."
• Premium Print: Vibrant green hues and sharp details that won't fade after one wash.
• Ultimate Comfort: Made from soft, ring-spun cotton to keep you cozy while you're grumpy.
• Modern Fit: A versatile unisex cut that looks great on everyone.

🎁 Perfect For:

• Night Owls: Anyone who struggles with a 9-to-5 schedule.
• Meme Lovers: Fans of "unhinged" animal aesthetics and dark humor.
• Gag Gifts: The ideal birthday or "just because" gift for your crankiest friend.

🧼 Shirt Care:

• Machine wash cold, inside out
• Tumble dry on low heat
• Do not iron directly on the print

Warning: Wearing this shirt may result in people giving you a very wide, respectful berth.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

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