Funny Retro “Not the Santa” Christmas Dinosaur Tee

🎄 Not the Santa! – Funny Retro Monster Christmas T-Shirt

Holiday Humor Meets Retro Chaos

This outrageous retro-style design puts a monstrous twist on the holiday season. Featuring a goofy green dinosaur dressed as Santa and a startled child reacting in true cartoon fashion, this shirt delivers the perfect blend of silliness and festive mischief. Printed using high-quality DTG (direct-to-garment) technology, every knitted-sweater detail pops with bold, nostalgic charm.

💡 Why You’ll Love It:

• Hilarious holiday design with a chaotic twist
• Retro pixel-knit style for vintage Christmas sweater vibes
• Printed using premium DTG (direct-to-garment) technology
• Soft, comfortable cotton with a unisex fit

🎁 Perfect For:

• Ugly Christmas sweater parties
• Fans of quirky or monstrous holiday humor
• Gag gifts, festive gatherings, and family laughs

🧼 Shirt Care:

• Machine washable
• Hang dry or tumble dry low
• Avoid ironing directly over the print

A fun, chaotic twist on Christmas that guarantees double takes—and big laughs.

100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

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