Funny Plumber Hourly Rates T-Shirt | Trade Humor Tee

🛠️ Plumber's Rates T-Shirt – The Ultimate Trade Humor Tee

Is Your Advice Really Worth £300/HR? Find Out.

Every tradesperson knows the struggle of a well-meaning customer who just "wants to help." This Funny Plumber Hourly Rates T-Shirt captures that exact sentiment in a hilarious, escalating list. From the standard minimum rate to the eye-watering cost of telling the plumber how to do their job, this tee is guaranteed to get a knowing laugh from anyone in the trades—and a sheepish chuckle from every homeowner.

💸 The Rate Card Breakdown:

• £100.00/HR................. MINIMUM
• £150.00/HR................. IF YOU WATCH
• £175.00/HR................. IF YOU HELP
• £200.00/HR................. IF YOU WORKED ON IT FIRST
• £250.00/HR................. IF YOU TELL ME HOW TO DO THE JOB
• £300.00/HR................. IF YOU DO IT WHILE I WATCH

💡 Why You’ll Love It:

• The Perfect Trade Gag: Highly relatable humor for plumbers, handymen, and DIY enthusiasts.
• High-Quality Print: Sharp, durable print that won't fade after countless washes.
• Comfort First: Made from soft, breathable cotton for all-day wear on the job or off.
• Unisex Fit: A classic fit that works for everyone.

🎁 Perfect For:

• Professional Plumbers and Apprentices
• Husbands, Dads, or Friends who are handy
• Father's Day, Birthday, or Christmas gifts for tradesmen
• Any job site where good humor is appreciated!

🧼 Shirt Care:

• Machine wash cold, inside-out
• Tumble dry low or hang dry
• Avoid ironing directly on the design

Disclaimer: Actual plumber rates may vary. Please don't tell your plumber how to do their job.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

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