Funny Golf Shirt - Ask Me How Long It Is Adult Humor Tee

⛳ Ask Me How Long It Is – Funny Golf & Adult Humor Tee

Drive It Deep & Keep ‘Em Guessing

Whether you're talking about your latest drive or something a bit more... personal, this Ask Me How Long It Is tee is the ultimate conversation starter. Combining a classic golf silhouette with a cheeky double entendre, it’s the perfect shirt for the golfer who doesn’t take life (or their handicap) too seriously.

💡 Why You’ll Love It:

• Cheeky Double Entendre: A hilarious design that works on the course or at the 19th hole.
• Premium Print: High-quality graphics that stay vibrant wash after wash.
• Maximum Comfort: Made from soft, breathable cotton to keep you cool under pressure.
• Versatile Fit: A classic unisex cut that looks great on every body type.

🎁 Perfect For:

• Golf outings, tournaments, and bachelor parties
• Gag gifts for the "pro" golfer in your life
• Casual weekend wear for those with a bold sense of humor

🧼 Shirt Care:

• Machine wash cold with like colors
• Tumble dry low or hang dry for longevity
• Turn inside out before ironing (do not iron directly on the design)

Warning: Prepare for eye rolls from your spouse and high-fives from your buddies.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

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