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Funny Cow | Women's classic tee

Funny Cow | Women's classic tee

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🐄 If Swearing Burned Calories – Funny Cow Women's Tee

Moo-dy, Mouthy, and Fabulous

Got a sassier-than-average vocabulary? This tee’s for you! The hilarious “If swearing burned calories, I’d be one skinny heifer” design brings the perfect combo of humor and attitude to your wardrobe. Featuring a cute cow with a messy bun, it’s the ultimate tee for cow lovers who curse like sailors and still look cute doing it.

😂 Sassy Style with a Side of Moo

This funny cow t-shirt isn’t just a laugh-out-loud moment—it’s a lifestyle. Ideal for anyone who’s unapologetically loud, proud, and totally over the BS. Wear it when you're wrangling life—or just wrangling lunch.

🧵 Product Details

  • High-quality DTG printed design for rich, durable color
  • Soft cotton fabric – breathable and comfy all day
  • Women's classic fit – flattering but not clingy
  • Light blue background for a soft yet punchy contrast

🎁 Who's It For?

  • Women who love cows & curse words
  • Farm girls, country queens, and sarcastic souls
  • Gag gift for your favorite potty-mouthed friend
  • Anyone who needs a mood-lifting tee

🧼 Care Instructions

  • Machine wash cold, inside-out
  • Do not bleach or iron on print
  • Tumble dry low or hang dry for best results

This tee’s got more attitude than a herd of caffeinated cows—grab one before they’re all gone!

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Size guide

  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) SLEEVE LENGTH (cm)
S 71.1 45.7 39.7
M 73.7 50.8 43.2
L 76.2 55.9 47
XL 78.7 61 50.8
2XL 81.3 66 54.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 58
4XL 86.4 76.2 61.5
5XL 89 81.3 64.3

Similar Themes: Animal, Funny, T-shirt, Womens

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Excellent seller. Lee the tee shirt. Quick posting. Thank you.