Funny Cactus Expert T-Shirt - Sarcastic Prick Graphic Tee

🌵 Funny Cactus Expert T-Shirt – Sarcastic Graphic Tee

Sharp Wit Meets Desert Vibes

Are you a fan of succulents and savage comebacks? This "Now I'm No Cactus Expert" tee is the ultimate wardrobe staple for anyone who tells it like it is. Featuring a charming hand-drawn cactus and a cheeky pun, it’s designed to make people smile—and maybe keep a safe distance.

💡 Why You’ll Love It:

• Witty Design: A clever play on words that’s perfect for those with a dry sense of humor.
• Premium Printing: High-quality DTG (direct-to-garment) finish ensures the colors stay vibrant.
• Ultra-Comfortable: Made from soft, breathable cotton that feels great from the first wear.
• Unisex Fit: A versatile cut that looks fantastic on plant parents and pun enthusiasts alike.

🎁 Perfect For:

• Sarcastic friends and family members
• Cactus and succulent lovers with a sense of humor
• Casual hangouts, garden parties, or as a bold statement piece

🧼 Shirt Care:

• Machine wash cold with like colors
• Tumble dry low or hang to preserve the graphic
• Turn inside out before ironing (avoid the print area)

Warning: This shirt contains high levels of sass. Wear responsibly around sensitive "pricks."

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

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