Fucktus Funny Cactus Middle Finger T-Shirt | Adult Humor Tee

🌵 The Fucktus T-Shirt – For Your Prickly Days

A Pointed Message for the World

Some days, you just don't have the words—so let the Fucktus say it for you. Featuring a clever, minimalist cactus illustration shaped into the ultimate universal gesture, this tee is the perfect uniform for anyone who’s "not a people person" before their morning coffee.

💡 Why You’ll Love It:

• Bold Visual Pun: A sharp, clean design that combines desert vibes with a hilarious attitude.
• Premium Print: High-definition DTG (direct-to-garment) printing for vibrant, long-lasting colors.
• Ultra-Comfortable: Made from soft, breathable cotton that feels as good as it looks.
• Versatile Fit: A classic unisex cut that’s perfect for casual outings or making a statement at the pub.

🎁 Perfect For:

• Sarcasm enthusiasts and lovers of dark humor
• Plant parents with a rebellious streak
• Gag gifts, birthdays, or just treating your inner introvert

🧼 Shirt Care:

• Machine wash cold, inside out
• Tumble dry low or hang dry for longevity
• Do not iron directly over the "Fucktus" graphic

Warning: May cause spontaneous laughter and occasional offended stares. Wear responsibly.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

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