Free Hugs? Nah, Don't Touch Me Tee – Perfect for Introverts!

Free Hugs – Just Kidding, Don’t Touch Me Tee

Sarcastic, sassy, and totally relatable! This hilarious tee lures you in with “FREE HUGS” and then flips the script with “Just kidding, don’t touch me.” Featuring a minimalist smiley and cheeky font combo, it’s the perfect uniform for introverts, boundary-setters, or anyone who loves serving dry humor with a side of truth.

😎 Features:

• Playful black text with a clever emotional twist
• Simple, clean design that packs a punch
• Sure to earn smirks, giggles, and a little extra personal space

👕 Shirt Details:

• Print Type: DTG (Direct-to-Garment) – sharp, durable design
• Material: 100% soft, breathable cotton
• Fit: Unisex – perfect for hug-dodgers of all kinds

🎁 Great Gift For:

• Introverts, misanthropes, and sass queens
• Office secret Santas and gag gift exchanges
• Friends who flinch when someone says “group hug”

💡 Gifting Ideas:

• Bundle with a “do not disturb” mug or face mask
• Add to an anti-social starter pack
• Perfect for birthdays, Galentine’s, or just-for-fun gifting

Bonus: No hugs were given in the making of this shirt. Personal space, guaranteed.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

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