Name: F#ck off I'm Reading Smut | Adult T-Shirt
Brand: tshirts-online
Price: 13.99 GBP
Availability: InStock

📚 Dark Romance & Zero Interruptions

F*ck Off, I’m Reading Smut – Because your spicy plotlines are more important than small talk.

📖 Product Description:

Let the world know you’re busy — deep in steamy chapters, plot twists, and probably a morally grey villain with a dark past. This tee is for the reader who prefers fantasy over reality (and doesn’t want to be disturbed while doing it). Complete with a smug black cat, candles, cuffs, and sass, this shirt sets the mood and the boundaries.

🔥 Why You’ll Love It:

Sassy, bold, and unapologetic design
Super soft cotton with DTG-printed graphic that stays sharp
Perfect companion for book nooks, libraries, or spicy Kindle marathons
Lets people know to kindly... back off

🎯 Ideal For:

Book lovers with zero chill about their fictional obsessions
Smut connoisseurs and spicy story junkies
Readers who need peace, quiet, and just one more chapter
Introverts who speak fluent sarcasm

🎁 Makes a Great Gift For:

That friend who won’t shut up about their book boyfriend
Readers who hide their Kindle with a sly smirk
Booktok fans who understand “enemies to lovers” on a spiritual level
Birthday, holidays, or just-because gifts for unapologetic readers

🧵 Quality Notes:

Printed using direct-to-garment (DTG) technology for vibrant color and long-lasting sass. Lightweight, breathable, and smut-ready.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

	LENGTH (cm)	WIDTH (cm)	SLEEVE LENGTH (cm)
S	71.1	45.7	39.7
M	73.7	50.8	43.2
L	76.2	55.9	47
XL	78.7	61	50.8
2XL	81.3	66	54.6
3XL	83.8	71.1	58
4XL	86.4	76.2	61.5
5XL	89	81.3	64.3