F#ck off I'm Reading Smut | Adult T-Shirt
F#ck off I'm Reading Smut | Adult T-Shirt
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š Dark Romance & Zero Interruptions
F*ck Off, Iām Reading Smut ā Because your spicy plotlines are more important than small talk.
š Product Description:
Let the world know youāre busy ā deep in steamy chapters, plot twists, and probably a morally grey villain with a dark past. This tee is for the reader who prefers fantasy over reality (and doesnāt want to be disturbed while doing it). Complete with a smug black cat, candles, cuffs, and sass, this shirt sets the mood and the boundaries.
š„ Why Youāll Love It:
- Sassy, bold, and unapologetic design
- Super soft cotton with DTG-printed graphic that stays sharp
- Perfect companion for book nooks, libraries, or spicy Kindle marathons
- Lets people know to kindly... back off
šÆ Ideal For:
- Book lovers with zero chill about their fictional obsessions
- Smut connoisseurs and spicy story junkies
- Readers who need peace, quiet, and just one more chapter
- Introverts who speak fluent sarcasm
š Makes a Great Gift For:
- That friend who wonāt shut up about their book boyfriend
- Readers who hide their Kindle with a sly smirk
- Booktok fans who understand āenemies to loversā on a spiritual level
- Birthday, holidays, or just-because gifts for unapologetic readers
š§µ Quality Notes:
Printed using direct-to-garment (DTG) technology for vibrant color and long-lasting sass. Lightweight, breathable, and smut-ready.
ā¢ 100% cotton
ā¢ Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
ā¢ Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
ā¢ Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
ā¢ Fabric weight: 5.0ā5.3 oz/ydĀ² (170-180 g/mĀ²)
ā¢ Open-end yarn
ā¢ Tubular fabric
ā¢ Taped neck and shoulders
ā¢ Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
ā¢ Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| Ā | LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 39.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 43.2 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 47 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 50.8 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 54.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 58 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 61.5 |
| 5XL | 89 | 81.3 | 64.3 |
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