Duct Tape Can't Fix Stupid Cat T-Shirt - Funny Sarcasm

😼 Duct Tape Can't Fix Stupid T-Shirt – Funny Sarcastic Cat Tee

When Silence Is Golden (And Silver, If You Use Duct Tape)

Sometimes you can't fix stupid, but you can definitely quiet it down. This hilariously sassy Duct Tape Can't Fix Stupid tee features a mischievous black cat with bright green eyes holding a roll of duct tape, ready to solve life's most annoying problems. The punchline? "But It Can Muffle The Sound." Perfect for anyone who's ever had to deal with… well, you know.

💡 Why You'll Love It:

• Hilarious sarcastic message that says what we're all thinking
• Adorable sassy black cat with attitude and bright green eyes
• Eye-catching teal background with cyan neon outline effect
• High-quality DTG (direct-to-garment) printing for vibrant colors
• Soft, comfortable cotton blend fabric
• Unisex fit – perfect for anyone who appreciates dark humor

🎁 Perfect For:

• Cat lovers with a sarcastic sense of humor
• Anyone who works in customer service or retail
• Teachers, nurses, and office workers who get it
• Gag gifts for friends who appreciate brutal honesty
• Casual wear for those who prefer their humor dark and relatable

🧼 Shirt Care:

• Machine wash cold with like colors
• Tumble dry low or hang dry
• Do not iron directly on the print
• Do not bleach

Warning: May cause knowing nods, uncontrollable laughter, and the urge to stock up on duct tape.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

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