Don't Touch My Shit! Monster Tee – Funny Grumpy Graphic Shirt

👹 Don't Touch My Shit! T-Shirt – Grumpy Monster Graphic Tee

Hands Off! Bold Attitude Meets Playful Chaos

Sometimes you just need to set clear boundaries. This Don't Touch My Shit! tee features a panicked, wide-eyed red monster who is just as protective of his stuff as you are of yours. With its distressed teal typography and vibrant character art, this shirt is the ultimate "stay away" sign with a sense of humor.

💡 Why You’ll Love It:

• Bold Statement: High-energy design that gets the message across instantly.
• Premium Print: Vibrant colors and sharp details using professional DTG technology.
• Total Comfort: Made from soft, durable cotton for a relaxed, everyday feel.
• Versatile Fit: Classic unisex style that looks great on anyone with a bit of an edge.

🎁 Perfect For:

• People who value their personal space (and their stuff)
• Fans of "grumpy" or "monster" aesthetic apparel
• Gifts for roommates, siblings, or coworkers with a temper
• Casual hangouts where you want to spark a laugh

🧼 Shirt Care:

• Machine wash cold with like colors
• Tumble dry low or hang dry for longevity
• Turn inside out before ironing; do not iron directly on the graphic

Note: This shirt is not responsible for any actual monster-like behavior when people touch your things.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

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