Don't Make Me Open This Can of Whoop Ass Tee

💥 Don't Make Me Open This! – Can of Whoop Ass T-Shirt

The Ultimate Warning Label

Send a clear message without saying a word. This legendary Can of Whoop Ass tee features a powerful, masked figure ready to unleash chaos. If you've had enough of nonsense, disrespect, or just need some serious motivation for the gym, this shirt is your pre-emptive strike against all challengers. Don't say we didn't warn them!

💡 Why You’ll Love It:

• Iconic Phrase: A classic piece of aggressive, humorous warning signage.
• Awesome Graphic: Bold comic book style superhero/villain illustration with dynamic energy.
• Printed using high-quality DTG (direct-to-garment) technology for sharp detail and color.
• Soft, breathable cotton fabric—ideal for when you're ready to lay down the law.

🎁 Perfect For:

• Gym enthusiasts and weightlifters needing motivational humor
• Anyone with a strong, no-nonsense attitude
• Gag gifts for friends, co-workers, or bosses
• Fans of comic book art and pop culture catchphrases

🧼 Shirt Care:

• Machine wash cold, inside-out to protect the graphic
• Tumble dry low or hang dry
• Do not iron directly on the print

Warning: May lead to sudden compliance from others.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

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