Don't Be A Richard Cranium T-Shirt | Funny Sarcastic Tee

😏 Don't Be A Richard Cranium T-Shirt – Witty Sarcastic Tee

Classy Insult Meets Bold Metallic Style

Ever wanted to tell someone exactly what they’re being without actually saying it? This Don’t Be A Richard Cranium tee is the ultimate "if you know, you know" garment. Featuring a striking chrome-effect stencil font, it’s a sophisticated way to deliver a classic jab. Perfect for those who appreciate humor that requires a second of thought before the punchline hits.

💡 Why You’ll Love It:

• Clever Wordplay: A polished way to call out nonsense with a classic "Dick Head" pun.
• Premium Print: High-definition metallic-look graphics using durable DTG technology.
• Superior Comfort: Made from soft, ring-spun cotton for a vintage feel and all-day wear.
• Versatile Fit: A modern unisex cut that looks great on everyone from smart alecks to comedy fans.

🎁 Perfect For:

• Sarcasm connoisseurs and pun lovers
• Office parties, casual Fridays, or family gatherings
• Gag gifts for that one friend who is always a bit of a "Richard"

🧼 Shirt Care:

• Machine wash cold, inside out
• Tumble dry low or hang dry for longevity
• Do not iron directly over the graphic

Warning: Only for those with a high IQ and a low tolerance for "Richards."

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

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