Do Not Disturb T-Shirt - Funny Sarcastic Tee

Do Not Disturb T-Shirt – Sarcasm Set to Silent Mode

Not ignoring you. Just actively avoiding you.

This tee is the ultimate declaration of peaceful resistance. Whether you're done with people, dodging small talk, or just in your own glorious bubble of solitude, this shirt delivers the message without a word. Perfect for introverts, nap-lovers, and anyone who considers silence a personality trait.

Why This Tee Says “No” So Well:

• Blunt & Brilliant: “Do Not Disturb” slogan delivers peak sarcasm with minimalist charm.
• Comfy Isolation: Made from soft, premium ring-spun cotton for optimal comfort in your antisocial zone.
• Perfect for Public Avoidance: Great for coffee runs, office days, or sitting alone like a legend.
• Quietly Loud: Let the shirt speak, so you don’t have to.

Perfect For:

• Introverts thriving in silence.
• People with a black belt in ghosting.
• Anyone who loves sarcasm and hates interaction.
• Those who consider headphones a lifestyle, not a choice.

Gift It When:

• You know someone who’s done with the world today.
• For birthdays, burnout gifts, or just out of pure antisocial love.
• You want to send a message without actual confrontation.
• You’re shopping for a mood that screams “do not engage.”

Quality That Doesn’t Compromise (Unlike You):

Crafted from high-quality ring-spun cotton with a classic unisex fit. Durable, breathable, and built for those who master the art of solitude. This shirt won’t disturb your comfort—promise.

Available in Multiple Sizes – Because boundaries come in all forms.
Made-to-order with maximum chill and minimal interaction 😴

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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