Dead Inside But It's Christmas T-Shirt

💀 Dead Inside But It's Christmas T-Shirt

Your Official Uniform for Forced Festivity

Does the holiday cheer feel a little... overwhelming? This hilarious Dead Inside But It's Christmas tee is the perfect way to express your true feelings during the festive season. Featuring a weary skeleton in a Santa hat, holding a bottle, and leaning against a burning Christmas tree, it’s the ultimate piece of dark humor for the holiday cynic in your life.

💡 Why You’ll Love It: 

• Unique Dark Humor: A funny, relatable take on forced holiday cheer.
  
• High-Contrast Graphic: Features bright orange and green colors that pop off a dark background.
  
• Comfortable Fit: Made from soft, quality cotton—perfect for enduring those long family dinners.
  
• Great for Parties: Guaranteed to be the most honest (and funniest) shirt at the ugly sweater party.

🎁 Perfect For:

• Holiday cynics and Scrooges
  
• White elephant gifts and funny stocking stuffers
  
• Those who prefer skulls over snowflakes

🧼 Shirt Care:

• Machine wash cold, inside-out, with like colours.
  
• Tumble dry low or hang dry.
  
• Do not iron directly on the graphic.

Warning: May cause spontaneous sighing and eye-rolling at carols.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

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