D#mbfuckery | Sarcastic T-Shirt

🌸 “Let’s Keep the Dumbfuckery to a Minimum Today”

Sarcastic Floral T-Shirt – Sweet Look, Savage Message

Give off delicate garden vibes while serving up pure sarcasm. This hilarious DTG-printed tee wraps a brutally honest message in a lovely floral wreath — because passive-aggressive is still aggressive. Ideal for those days when your patience is… limited.

🔥 Features

• Floral typography design with pastel colours and strong language
• DTG printed for soft, crack-free detail that lasts
• Heavyweight and breathable – perfect for keeping your cool (barely)
• Gets nods, laughs, and maybe a little fear

🎯 Who It’s For

• People who have zero tolerance for nonsense
• Sarcastic souls with a floral wardrobe aesthetic
• The perfect gift for that “calm but unbothered” coworker or friend

🧵 Shirt Specs

• 100% ringspun cotton (heathers may vary)
• Unisex fit for a relaxed, comfy style
• Printed using DTG for vibrant colour and detail

Pair with a smile that says, “Try me. I dare you.”

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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