Choked a Cougar T-Shirt – Funny Adult Humor Tee

😂 Choked a Cougar T-Shirt – Funny Adult Humor Tee

Bold Humor That Gets People Talking

Bring the laughs with this cheeky Choked a Cougar T-Shirt. Featuring the hilarious phrase “Never killed a mountain lion but I’ve choked a cougar,” this design is perfect for those who enjoy clever adult humor and aren’t afraid to show it. A guaranteed conversation starter at bars, parties, and social gatherings.

💡 Why You’ll Love It:

• Hilarious adult humor design with bold typography
• Printed using premium DTG (direct-to-garment) technology
• Soft, breathable cotton fabric for maximum comfort
• Unisex fit – looks great on everyone

🎁 Perfect For:

• Adult humor lovers
• Gag gifts and novelty t-shirt fans
• Bar nights, parties, and casual outings

🧼 Shirt Care:

• Machine washable
• Hang dry or tumble dry low
• Do not iron directly on the print

Warning: May cause laughter, smirks, and unforgettable double-takes.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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