Funny Farmer Graphic Tee – Can’t Fix Stupid Cotton T‑Shirt

🚜 Smart Enough to Feed 'Em

Speak your truth with a side of sass in this bold I’m a Farmer, I Can’t Fix Stupid T-Shirt. With a vintage tractor design and a whole lotta attitude, this tee is perfect for farmers who know they’re essential—even if common sense isn’t.

🕶️ Why It’s a Power Move:

• Classic monochrome graphic with bold lettering and retro tractor art
• DTG (Direct-to-Garment) printed for clean, long-lasting detail
• Made from comfy, durable cotton—just like the farmers who wear it

🎯 Ideal For:

• Hardworking farmers with a sarcastic streak
• Country folks who call it like they see it
• Anyone tired of fixing what can’t be fixed

🎁 Makes a Great Gift:

• Perfect for Father’s Day, birthdays, or county fair season
• Great for that one person who’s always feeding people—and dishing truth

Style tip: Wear it with work jeans, muddy boots, and an eye roll for good measure. 🌾😎

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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