Attempted Murder Crows T-Shirt – Funny Bird Pun Tee

🐦 Attempted Murder T-Shirt – Clever Bird Pun Graphic Tee

A Literal Twist on a Flapping Classic

Ever wonder why two crows aren't quite a crime? Because it takes three to make a murder. This Attempted Murder tee is the perfect blend of ornithology and wit, featuring two shifty-looking crows waiting for their third accomplice to show up. It’s smart, slightly dark, and 100% pun-tastic.

💡 Why You’ll Love It:

• Clever Wordplay: A smart visual pun that rewards people who know their collective nouns.
• Premium Print: High-definition DTG (direct-to-garment) printing for vibrant, lasting colors.
• Ultimate Comfort: Made from soft, breathable cotton that feels great from day one.
• Versatile Style: A classic unisex fit that looks sharp on birders, goths, and comedy fans alike.

🎁 Perfect For:

• Bird watchers and nature enthusiasts
• Fans of "dad jokes" and dry humor
• Goth-lite aesthetics and dark comedy lovers
• Unique gifts for the friend who loves a good "did you know" fact

🧼 Shirt Care:

• Machine wash cold, inside out
• Tumble dry low or hang dry for longevity
• Do not iron directly on the crow graphic

Note: No crows were harmed in the making of this pun. We're still waiting on the third guy.

This semi-fitted tee skims the body and gives a flattering look without feeling tight. The soft, lightweight fabric makes it easy to wear on its own or layer under a jacket.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Ring Spun Sport Grey color is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.5 oz./yd.² (153 g/m²)
• Semi-fitted
• Side-seamed construction
• Narrow-width rib collar
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Blank product sourced from Honduras

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

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