All Men Are Cremated Equal Funny Witch T-Shirt

🔥 All Men Are Cremated Equal T-Shirt – Dark Humor Witch Tee

Retro Witchy Vibes with a Spooky Twist

Bring your sense of humor to the dark side with this All Men Are Cremated Equal T-shirt. Featuring a retro-style witch, a skeleton in a cauldron, and fiery Halloween details, this tee mixes gothic charm with bold humor. Perfect for anyone who loves spooky laughs and witchy vibes.

💡 Why You’ll Love It:

• Unique retro witch and skeleton cauldron design
• Printed using high-quality DTG (direct-to-garment) technology
• Soft, breathable cotton fabric for all-day comfort
• Unisex fit – ideal for both men and women who love dark humor

🎁 Perfect For:

• Halloween parties and haunted gatherings
• Fans of gothic humor and witchy aesthetics
• Unique gifts for friends who love the spooky season

🧼 Shirt Care:

• Machine washable
• Hang dry or tumble dry low
• Do not iron directly on the print

Warning: May cause cackling, spooky compliments, and fiery stares.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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