A Salt With a Deadly Weapon T-Shirt | Funny Pun Tee

“A Salt With a Deadly Weapon” T‑Shirt – Punny Crime Tee

Spice up your humor with the “A Salt With a Deadly Weapon” T-shirt — featuring an angry salt shaker wielding a sword in one of the best puns to hit your wardrobe.

This hilariously illustrated tee shows a determined salt shaker with fists clenched and weapon raised, ready to fight. The phrase “A Salt With A Deadly Weapon” is boldly displayed in glowing blue text above and below the graphic. Printed using DTG (direct-to-garment) technology, the artwork delivers soft, lasting color and sharp detailing you’ll love wearing again and again.

Why You’ll Love It:

• Ultimate Pun Humor: A classic wordplay joke that hits perfectly for lovers of witty graphic tees.
• High-Quality DTG Print: Vivid colors and crisp linework that remain smooth and bold after every wash.
• Comfy & Durable: Made from soft, breathable cotton (or cotton blend heathers) for everyday wear.
• Unisex Fit: Classic crew neck cut available in sizes S–3XL, perfect for pun fans of all sizes.

Perfect For:

• Pun lovers, foodies, and comedy tee collectors.
• Kitchen battles, casual wear, or hilarious statement outfits.
• Gifting to someone who’s salty in the best way possible.

Gift It When:

• You want to season someone’s day with laughter.
• Ideal for birthdays, stocking stuffers, or spontaneous chuckles.

Quality That Endures:

Made with mid-weight cotton (~170–180 g/m²), reinforced shoulders, and double-stitched hems. The DTG print maintains its vibrant glow and softness even after frequent wear.

Available in Colours & Sizes – Choose from Black, Navy, Heather Grey, or Charcoal — sizes S to 3XL.
Made-to-order with bold puns, clean design, and quality you can count on.

Design Details & Style Notes:

• Character Art: A fierce cartoon salt shaker holding a sword, looking ready for battle.
• Typography: “A Salt With A Deadly Weapon” in glowing blue serif font for dramatic and comedic flair.
• Humorous Contrast: Cute cartoon visuals with a serious expression adds to the joke’s impact.
• Style Tip: Great with jeans, aprons, or just a good smirk — for kitchen warriors and pun aficionados alike.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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