A Clean Beaver T-Shirt | Funny Tee

“A Clean Beaver Always Gets More Wood” T‑Shirt – Saucy Beaver Pun Tee

Embrace cheeky humor with the A Clean Beaver Always Gets More Wood T‑Shirt — a playful nod to staying polished and getting rewarded.

This tee features a clean, cartoon-style beaver (complete with a shower cap or soap bubbles) proudly showing off its wood stash. The bold text “A Clean Beaver Always Gets More Wood” is printed using direct-to-garment (DTG) technology, providing crisp linework, rich color, and an ultra-soft ink finish that merges with the cotton fabric.

Why You’ll Love It:

• Playful Pun Design: A clean beaver graphic with shower elements confidently proclaims it “gets more wood”—funny, clever, and slightly risqué.
• Premium DTG Quality: High-resolution DTG print stays soft, smooth, and embedded—no stiff or raised ink.
• Comfortable Fabric: Made from 100% combed ring-spun cotton (or heather-blend options) for breathable, everyday wear.
• Unisex Fit: Classic crew-neck tee available in sizes S–3XL—perfect for anyone with a sense of humor.

Perfect For:

• Fans of fun puns, light-hearted innuendo, and animal-themed humor.
• Casual hangouts, weekend outings, novelty gifts, or cheeky celebrations.
• Gifts for friends who appreciate playful wordplay and confident vibes.

Gift It When:

• Birthdays, bachelor/bachelorette parties, gag-gift swaps—or just because you're funny.
• Looking to surprise someone with a tee that’s both witty and bold.

Quality That Endures:

Constructed from mid-weight cotton (~170–180 g/m²) with taped shoulders and double-stitched hems for durability. The DTG print remains vibrant, flexible, and machine-wash friendly—no cracking, peeling, or fading.

Available in Colours & Sizes – Choose Black, White, Heather Grey, or Forest Green — sizes S through 3XL.
Made-to-order with cheeky charm, premium print feel, and everyday comfort.

Design Details & Style Notes:

• Shower Fresh Beav: Beaver wears a shower cap or soap bubbles—cleanliness is literal and fun.
• Bold Typography: Casual bold font paired with the graphic for instant readability and impact.
• Vivid Contrast: Bright yellow and brown tones stand out on dark tees; lighter shirts use darker ink for visual pop.
• Styling Tip: Pair with jeans, casual shorts, or lounge pants—great for weekend humor or novelty fashion.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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