0 Days Without Sarcasm | Funny T-Shirt

🫢 Zero Days Without Sarcasm – And Proud!

If your wit is sharp, your humour dry, and your patience non-existent — this shirt gets you. The "0 Days Without Sarcasm" tee is perfect for anyone who treats every day like an open mic for irony.

😏 Why It’s Always Day Zero:

• Bold, distressed typography that screams your sarcastic streak
• Vibrant red highlight makes “0” pop like your sass levels
• Printed with DTG (Direct-to-Garment) tech for sharp details and lasting laughs

🧵 Shirt Specs:

• Material: Ultra-soft cotton blend
• Fit: Classic unisex style — fits sarcastic personalities of all sizes
• Print: Long-lasting DTG ink won’t fade (unlike your patience)

🎁 Gifting Ideas:

• Friends with a razor-sharp tongue – this is their spirit tee
• Colleagues in need of comic relief at the office
• Family members who never hold back on the sass
• Birthday, Secret Santa, or Just-Because Gifts – because sarcasm is timeless

Wear it. Own it. Reset the sarcasm counter daily.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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