You're Not Obsolete Retro Cassette T-Shirt

😎 You're Not Obsolete T-Shirt – Retro Cassette Tape Tee

Throwback Charm with a Classy Twist

Turn back time in style with this You're Not Obsolete tee. Featuring a dapper, mustachioed cassette tape in a top hat and monocle, this shirt delivers a delightful blend of vintage nostalgia and modern humor. Whether you're a child of the '80s or just appreciate a good pun, this design shouts personality with old-school flair.

💡 Why You’ll Love It:

• Whimsical retro design that makes people smile
• DTG (direct-to-garment) printed for sharp detail and lasting quality
• Soft, breathable cotton for vintage comfort vibes
• Unisex fit for all the funky retro souls out there

🎁 Perfect For:

• Vintage lovers and cassette tape collectors
• Dad jokes, puns, and nostalgic humor fans
• Throwback parties, reunions, or geeky gifts

🧼 Shirt Care:

• Machine washable
• Hang dry or use low tumble settings
• Avoid ironing directly on the printed design

Warning: May cause uncontrollable flashbacks, puns, or spontaneous rewinding.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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