You're A Wanker Diagnosis T-Shirt – Funny Doctor Meme Tee

😂 You're A Wanker Diagnosis T-Shirt – Funny Doctor Meme Tee

The Most Honest Medical Opinion You'll Ever Get

Warning: Side effects may include sudden self-awareness. This savage t-shirt features a smiling doctor delivering the ultimate diagnosis — You're A Wanker. Complete with a colourful pill bottle labelled "Take As Needed" by Dr. B. Feelgood.

💡 Why You’ll Love It:

• Premium bold print with sharp, vibrant colours
• High-quality DTG printing that won't crack or fade
• Super soft, breathable unisex cotton blend
• Guaranteed to get laughs (and shocked reactions)

🎁 Perfect For:

• Stag dos, secret Santa & birthday gifts
• Lads who love dark British banter
• Pub nights, office pranks & sarcastic mates
• Anyone who can take a joke (or dish one out)

🧼 Shirt Care:

• Machine wash cold inside out
• Tumble dry low or hang dry
• Do not iron directly on the design

Warning: May cause uncontrollable laughter, awkward silence, and an honest look in the mirror.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

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