Your Cock Up My Arse T-Shirt - Inspector Grim Funny Retro Tee

🔎 Your Cock Up, My Arse T-Shirt – Official Gasforth CID Humour

Classic 90s Sitcom Wit Meets Gritty CID Style

If there is one thing Inspector Derek Grim cannot abide, it is a total "cock up" on his watch. Pay homage to the most frustrated man in British law enforcement with this Your Cock Up, My Arse tee. Featuring a stylized vintage illustration of Inspector Grim, this shirt is a must-have for fans of The Thin Blue Line who know that the uniform branch always gets the glory while CID does the real legwork.

💡 Why You’ll Love It:

• Classic Sitcom Aesthetic: High-contrast retro illustration of the legendary Inspector Grim.
• Premium Print Quality: Sharp, durable DTG (direct-to-garment) printing that won't fade after a trip through the station laundry.
• Superior Comfort: 100% soft-spun cotton for a comfortable fit during long stakeouts.
• Unisex Fit: Perfect for any fan of classic British comedy and Ben Elton’s iconic writing.

🎁 Perfect For:

• Hardcore fans of The Thin Blue Line
• Anyone who deals with daily "cock ups" at the office
• Vintage British TV enthusiasts and 90s nostalgia lovers
• A cheeky gift for the "Inspector" in your friend group

🧼 Shirt Care:

• Machine wash cold, inside out
• Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the CID's dignity
• Do not iron directly on the graphic

Warning: Wearing this shirt may result in extreme cynicism toward the uniformed branch and a sudden urge to solve "serious" crimes.

 PARODY

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

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