You Saw Nothing Black Cat Knife Funny Dark Humor Tee

🔪 You Saw Nothing T-Shirt – Killer Black Cat Humor

The Cat That Knows Too Much

Every cat owner knows their beloved feline gets up to questionable activities. This hilarious and slightly sinister tee features a wide-eyed black cat holding a very suspicious, bloody knife, delivering the ultimate alibi: "YOU SAW NOTHING." It's the perfect shirt for those who love their pets, but also appreciate a touch of dark, sarcastic humor.

💡 Why You’ll Love It:

• Darkly Humorous: A great blend of cute animal art and edgy, funny content.
• Clean Graphic: The simple, bold cartoon style stands out and gets immediate laughs.
• Printed using high-quality DTG (direct-to-garment) technology for a crisp, vivid image.
• Soft, breathable cotton fabric for comfortable wear while covering up the evidence.

🎁 Perfect For:

• Cat lovers with a morbid or sarcastic sense of humor
• Fans of true crime and dark comedy
• Halloween, horror movie nights, or everyday casual wear

🧼 Shirt Care:

• Machine wash cold, inside-out to protect the graphic
• Tumble dry low or hang dry
• Do not iron directly on the print

Warning: May lead to suspicious looks from the neighbors.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

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