Safe Sex T-Shirt | Funny Encrypted Protected Pun Tee

🔒 Safe Sex T-Shirt – Encrypted & Protected Pun Tee

Finally, A Kind of Protection Everyone Can Laugh About

Who says safe sex can't be hilarious? This brilliantly clever Safe Sex: Encrypted & Protected tee takes the concept literally with two safes getting... well, safe. It's the perfect blend of dad joke energy, tech humor, and unexpected adult comedy. Because when it comes to protection, these safes have got it locked down.

💡 Why You'll Love It:

• Genius visual pun that works on multiple levels
• Clean design with maximum comedic impact
• Perfect conversation starter at parties
• Appeals to tech nerds, pun lovers, and comedy fans alike
• High-quality DTG (direct-to-garment) printing for crisp details
• Soft, comfortable cotton blend fabric
• Unisex fit – great for anyone who appreciates clever wordplay

🎁 Perfect For:

• IT professionals and cybersecurity experts
• Anyone who loves dad jokes and puns
• Tech conferences and meetups
• Gag gifts for programmers and engineers
• Valentine's Day for couples with a sense of humor
• Anyone who appreciates smart, clean comedy

🧼 Shirt Care:

• Machine wash cold with like colors
• Tumble dry low or hang dry
• Do not iron directly on the print
• Do not bleach

Warning: May cause groaning, uncontrollable laughter, and the urge to explain the joke to everyone within earshot.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

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