Rabid Raccoon T-Shirt - If I Ever Get Rabies Bite List

😆 Rabid Raccoon T-Shirt – If I Ever Get Rabies Bite List Tee

Wild & Hilarious Rabies Pun Graphic

Ferocious cartoon raccoon with X eyes, barbed wire, and a dripping tongue delivers the ultimate savage comeback. This If I Ever Get Rabies You're On My Bite List shirt is perfect dark humor for anyone who loves unhinged animal memes and savage one-liners.

💡 Why You’ll Love It:

• Bold, explosive comic-book style artwork that pops
• High-quality DTG print that lasts wash after wash
• Premium soft cotton for everyday comfort
• Unisex fit – great for men, women, and raccoon enthusiasts

🎁 Perfect For:

• Dark humor lovers & savage comeback fans
• Animal pun collectors and trash panda stans
• Gifts for hunters, campers, or Halloween parties
• Anyone who appreciates unapologetic attitude

🧼 Shirt Care:

• Machine wash cold, inside out
• Tumble dry low or hang dry
• Do not iron directly on the print

Warning: May cause uncontrollable laughter, side-eye from wildlife, and sudden urges to bite back.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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