Not Today Heifer Funny Highland Cow Tee

🐮 Not Today Heifer T-Shirt – Sassy Highland Cow Design

Strong Brew Meets Stronger Mood

Start your day with caffeine and confidence. This Not Today Heifer t-shirt features a hilariously expressive Highland cow clutching her coffee like it’s a lifeline. Sassy, bold, and unbothered—just like you before that first sip.

💡 Why You’ll Love It:

• Vintage hand-drawn cow art with big personality
• Printed using high-quality DTG (direct-to-garment) technology
• Soft, breathable cotton fabric for long-lasting comfort
• Unisex fit – flattering and comfy for all body types

🎁 Perfect For:

• Farm humor and cow lovers
• Coffee addicts with a sense of humor
• Gag gifts, rural pride, or quirky everyday style

🧼 Shirt Care:

• Machine washable
• Hang dry or tumble dry low
• Do not iron directly on the print

Warning: May cause snorts of laughter and serious sass energy.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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