Muffin Else Matters T-Shirt | Funny Heavy Metal Pun Tee

🎸 Muffin Else Matters T-Shirt – Funny Heavy Metal Pun

Shred Your Cravings with the Ultimate Rocker Muffin

Nothing else matters when you’ve got a delicious muffin and a heavy riff. This Muffin Else Matters tee is a high-voltage parody of legendary metal aesthetics, featuring a hard-rocking pastry ready to take the stage. Whether you're a headbanger or a professional baker, this shirt is the perfect mix of sweet and savage.

💡 Why You’ll Love It:

• Clever heavy metal parody design with a crumbly twist
• Printed using high-quality DTG (direct-to-garment) technology for sharp details
• Soft, breathable cotton fabric for maximum comfort in the mosh pit
• Unisex fit – perfect for metalheads, carb-loaders, and pun enthusiasts alike

🎁 Perfect For:

• Heavy metal and Metallica fans with a sense of humor
• Bakers and pastry chefs who love to rock out
• Birthdays, concerts, or as a unique gag gift for musicians

🧼 Shirt Care:

• Machine washable (cold water recommended)
• Hang dry or tumble dry on low heat
• Do not iron directly on the graphic print

Warning: May cause spontaneous air guitar sessions and sudden cravings for chocolate chips.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

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