If Swearing Burned Calories T-Shirt | Funny Retro Tee

🔥 If Swearing Burned Calories T-Shirt – Funny Retro Tee

Sassy, Retro, and Relatable!

Embrace your inner sass with this If Swearing Burned Calories T-shirt. Featuring a cheeky vintage pin-up design and a hilarious quote, this tee is perfect for those who believe in humor, honesty, and a little profanity. Stylishly bold and full of attitude — it’s retro comedy you can wear!

💡 Why You’ll Love It:

• Funny retro pin-up artwork with witty quote
• Printed using premium DTG (direct-to-garment) technology
• Soft, durable cotton fabric for ultimate comfort
• Unisex fit – great for anyone with a sharp sense of humor

🎁 Perfect For:

• Fans of retro art and vintage humor
• Those who swear by sass and style
• Birthday gifts, girls’ nights, or casual wear

🧼 Shirt Care:

• Machine washable (cold cycle recommended)
• Tumble dry low or hang dry
• Do not iron directly on the print

Warning: Wearing this may cause uncontrollable laughter and instant relatability.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

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