If Swearing Burned Calories Shirt - Funny Pin-Up Tee

🤬 If Swearing Burned Calories T-Shirt – Sassy Pin-Up Tee

The Ultimate Workout for the Potty-Mouthed

If you've turned cursing into an art form, this shirt was made for you. Featuring a vintage-inspired pin-up girl leaning over a scale, this tee perfectly captures that relatable struggle between a love for snacks and a love for colorful language. It’s bold, it’s edgy, and it’s a 100% accurate representation of your daily cardio.

💡 Why You’ll Love It:

• Sassy Graphic: High-definition print with vibrant colors and sharp typography.
• Premium Comfort: Made from soft, durable cotton that feels as good as a well-timed F-bomb.
• Flattering Fit: A versatile unisex cut that looks great on every body type.
• Quality Print: Professional DTG printing ensures the design stays crisp wash after wash.

🎁 Perfect For:

• Sarcastic souls and fans of edgy adult humor
• Gag gifts for your "colorful" best friend
• Casual hangouts where honesty (and swearing) is encouraged

🧼 Shirt Care:

• Machine wash cold, inside out
• Tumble dry low or hang dry for longevity
• Avoid ironing directly over the graphic

Warning: Wearing this shirt may result in increased sass and zero apologies for your vocabulary.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

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